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What's the atheist equivalent of 'OMG'?

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ripcurldane 7 Jan 11
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Level 7

What about the sceptical "WTF!"?
Or the ironic "O, RLY?"

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Level 6

Our mitigated gall?

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Level 8

OMFG

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Level 5

Swearing and vulgarity are a sign of intelligence, or at least a wide vocabulary

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Level 4

I say "Oh My God" when I find something unbelievable, or "OMMFG!" if I'm really riled up.

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Level 8

ONG! Oh, no god.

I use By The Earth! My friend and I came up with it, after lots of discussion how cursing and blasphemy were viewed by theists.

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Level 4

Oh My God are we seriously discussing the correct use of Oh My God???

Yeah, I do not believe in god, but I can still say the word! I do not believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny either but I can still use the words because I am not an ignorant child who is scared of letters that form meanings!

Omagadz is my favorite way of using OMG ...i think it is funny!

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Level 7

You can use the same letters as satan, but I go with Oh My Santa!

Sadoi Level 7 Jan 19, 2018
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Level 5

I say, "Oh My Gob!" I think Finn says that on Adventure Time. lol

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Level 6

Since I work with children, and surrounded by them most of the time, I use, -Oh sugar, -Gee whiz, and -My goodness.

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Level 9

LMAO

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Level 5

OMG= oh my gosh! But i use wow, incredible, well bugger me! To mix it up.

And the occasional shiver me timbers! When I'm feeling extra piratey 🙂
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Level 7

Christ on a cracker!

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Level 8

I wonder what God says when he's annoyed. "Oh My ME!"
Or Jesus when he's peeved. "Oh my DAD!"

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Level 9

I still use OMG, Holy Shit and Jesus Christ. Old habits are hard to break. LOL.

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Level 4

ONG - Oh No God!

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Level 4

Odins Raven!!!!

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Level 9

CDB Could do Better

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Level 8

I worked with a religious woman who used "OMW" for "oh my word" just so she didn't even hint at taking her God's name in vain — despite easily being able to mean "oh my goodness." I didn't mind so much untill one day she spoke "OMW" and it sounded so forced and unnecessary, and was an obvious display of "I don't even say 'OMG' because that's what a good Christian I am." It was one of the few time I saw her wear her religiosity on her sleeve.

So, I don't really have an equivalent phrase. I don't want to go out of my way to have secular terminology for casual expressions. On the other hand, I avoid this phrase — mostly because I think it makes me sound like a teenage girl.

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Level 7

I use OMG and think Odin.

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Level 5

Good gravy!

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Level 3

My username? ?

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Level 7

Oxygen + Magnesium (OMg). I use it all the time.

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Level 6

I still say ‘Christ on a cracker’

I have eaten Christ "the" cracker (that snack was the best part of church), but never on a cracker.

@Sticks48 it may be a peculiarly British saying; here a cracker can be one of two things, a Christmas table decoration that contains a little gift, paper hat and bad joke, or a savoury biscuit you put cheese on. I like them with a good blue cheese.
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Level 3

" Well i'll be a monkeys Uncle."

I like to throw a bone to the fundy anti evolution crowd once in a while.

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