Today is Sunday..here are a few Limericks to give you a chuckle before the work week begins!

The thoughts of the rabbit on sex
Are seldom, if ever, complex;
For a rabbit in need
Is a rabbit indeed,
And does just as a person expects.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
 Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
 But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantookit

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

There once was a runner named Dwight ...Who could speed even faster than light...He set out one day...In a relative way..And returned on the previous night.