I like the real cuss words but use the fake ones on occasion. Sugar, Honey, Ice Tea (shit), frickin, dang it.

I never use fake cuss words. Either cuss or shut the fuck up.

Oh....sugar! But none of the substitute curses can match the invective of the real thing! Can they?

Oh, my fave is one my coworker came up with. The acronym is WAYFR it’s not politically correct, but it stands for “what are you, Fucking retarded?”

Fudgeroni on a stick is what I use instead of fuck and I also use son of a biscuit eater, although, at work we use acronyms, like CIC is the cunt in the corner, or FTP for fuck this place