THIS JUST IN:
Chris Collins, GOP Congressman from New York was just arrested on charges of insider trading and fraud. He is one of the earliest and staunchest supporters of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. His lawyers, of course, are saying that Collins will be vindicated and all charges will be dropped.

There are rumors that the Democrats could pick up this seat in Congress because of this scandal. It seems that the Blue Wave is getting more momentum every day. With people like Chris Collins representing Rural New York, who needs enemies?