Yes, I'm married. Doesn't honesty count for anything? I could have lied. (YA DID, IN YOUR PROFILE!)

I'm an orgasm donor.

This is part of why I don't date. For now. sigh

I've seen a bunch of "independent contractor petroleum engineer, wife/fiance died not long ago, just moved to the area" with the same photos from Shutterstock. They all seem to use the same bad grammar, and have very similar lack of facility with English. It the scammer profile that's in fashion currently.

You mean you got responses???LOL

Old joke. In Washington DC, they sold (10+ years ago) that broke out FBI as Full Body Inspector. ?

Met three people through POF who all said no to drugs. They all lied.. now think all lines are bs. Guilty before proven innocent.

Ya know ... even if I did work for Interpol and was assigned to the FBI, I wouldn't tell anyone because I'd know they would never believe it (and besides, it would probably be a secret anyway).

Some guys are no more sophisticated than a kid sneaking past you with cookies snuck from the cookie jar with their eyes squeezed shut, who figure if they can't see you, you can't see them.

Then again, some guys are purposely trolling for stupid partners that they can game.

Some days ... I'm embarrassed to be a dude ...

That said, I had good luck in my dating days, near as I can tell no one lied to me and I never misrepresented myself to them. Because, well, aside from that character thing ... the truth always comes out, especially if the relationship lasts.

If someone triggers my BS meter, we'll never get to date mode ...

My last boyfriend claimed that he was a genius with a 150 IQ. I had a Mensa book with a sample Mensa test; he always found a reason to not take it.

This "Mensa material" boyfriend also insisted that:

insects, amphibians, and reptiles weren't animals because they don't have hair (he apparently forgot it was only mammals that had hair).

Outer space has no color; it's all black and white. All the colors are put in the pictures before they are given to the press. He also stated that red shift is a myth.

Police can not look at password protected sites without permission from the owner. I tried to explain that all they needed was a warrant, but he insisted it was illegal without actual permission.

There are other gems, I just don't remember them at the moment.

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,baffle them with bullshit"?

????

Lol he sounds like real fruit! Did he try to hand-cuff you and ask you to remain silent and assume the position?..kinky. ?