If god isn't real then who turns on the sun in the morning? Checkmate athetits!
LOL... I assume he is joking.
We all know the sun is a ball of gas, mostly hydrogen, which is going through an ongoing process of nuclear fusion creating heavier elements. The sun never goes "on" of "off" but does a continuous fusion burn. That is being overly simplistic, but the question is just silly to begin with.
Athetits?
who are these "Athetits" to whom this is addressed?
When that big ball called the sun gets around to you again listen for the click, if there isn't one then maybe it's got a motion sensor
That is one for the Flat Earth ladies of last week!
From ‘Dear God’:
“Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make mankind...after we made you?”
Check out "Dear God" by Sarah McLachlan on Amazon Music. [music.amazon.com]
The original by XTC is excellent too.