It's a hallmark of modern life that satire is indistinguishable from reality.

Hmm,a little Silicone spray
in the right places,and you can target the front row seats..........

The Babylon Bee is a parody web site.

Although as a kid I went to a Methodist church, with my siblings and no parents. And by school was a full agnostic, yet interested in Eastern philosophy, I had seen up close the Baptist, as my brother married one. As a teen I even went to a tent revival - just like the movies only Hoyer and more miserable. Anyway, back to Babtists: I asked my mother in adulthood why she hadn't taken us to the Southern Baptist as she had been raised. Her answer, " I didn't want to inflict that upon you." Inflict is the perfect word for so many churches and religions.

Bonkers.

That's pathetic. I think if I was the guy squirted with a squirt gun I would have punched the guy who did it. I would also sue the pastor for bricking his phone.

Let's make religious rites FUN!!!!

I wouldn't want to be in the front row??? Or maybe they could put some people in the front row and do a 6 for1 baptism?

That’s hilarious!