For the past 5 years or so my father has bought calenders from Jeff Foxworthy. You might be a redneck... Never thought the guy was funny, and when at my dad's the other day, I read the "you might be a redneck..." of the day. That inspired me to make the (possibly) WORST joke on the planet. It's a mix of two not-so-funny comedians. Jeff and Yakov. Here's my joke (imagine in Russian accent); In Soviet Russia, your neck might be red if deer find YOU! If this actually made someone laugh, I'll give you a cookie.
I laughed....not sure why but I did! Where is my cookie? No nevermind.... I just realized I was laughing at MY Russian accent.