A good friend gave me this panda bear for my birthday last year. It's filled with an organic rice type of matter. I put it in the microwave for 60 seconds and it warms up and then I place it on my neck when it gets sore from overexertion. If the heat doesn't relax the muscle and it seems more like inflammation, I put the poor guy in the freezer for 20 minutes and then put him on my neck. Either way it works really well. But as I watch him turning around on the Carousel of the microwave, I get a little feeling of nausea. I'm microwaving a panda bear! ...a cute little black and white baby panda bear.
Who thought up this twisted Medical Aid?
We could also market a "Corporal Bonespurs" one....a really, really FAT, UGLY One!