No Soliciting/Proselytizing Sign, and playing death metal while saying oh yeah, Jesus? If you find him for me tell him how he owes all that rent “two sets of footprints” bullshit.

Which of the apostles was the literate one again? Oh, that's right - Judas, the educated tax collector.

A couple of JWs came and I told them I was atheist and didn't at all believe what was written in the Bible. What's the next thing they do? Tell me something and prove it by reading from the Bible.

I usually tell such people that I am not interested in any organized religion because historically it has been used to perpetuate all the worst evils man has ever done. That usually leaves them speechless long enough for me to close the door.

Frankly, telling her that "the universe is a chaotic mix of energy" probably played right into her paranoia about you.