Today has been a weird ole day. I have had scammer/whack noodle heathen who I think is the head of a cult sent me messages of his love, and another who is is twatsore and glad we didn't consummate some imaginary love connection that existed only in his head, because I would have been a horrible person to be with. I think there's something in the water...
Try wine. Or weed if you'd rather not have the calories.