Maybe I'll not quit drinking after all...
Well, that's one person's opinion, although much of it rings true.
Perhaps removing the Mango Mussolini and electing a Bernie type will turn things around.
And switching to renewable energy, changing agriculture practices to sustainable solutions, like using lab meat, insect powder, urban, underground multi-story greenhouses to grow food everywhere in the city, having self-driving e-taxis to take people everywhere instead of keeping cars, etc.
"Mango Mussolini": What a word picture. Two words and you've said it all. You're a genius!