Don't fuck with a truck if you're only a Volkswagen.
Useless as tits on a board.
It'll freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
Don't get yer shit in a knot.
Profanity is a sign of a weak mind struggling to express itself.
my dad would say useless as tits on a boar hog. Which is kinda useless as tits on any male.
lol maybe I've always heard it wrong!
My grandmother was a proper Christian. She told me once "Doesn't matter a fart to all the wind in the world". Shocked the hell out of me.
If you wanna run with the big dogs, ya gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.
@Sheannutt I think it's from a movie I saw as a teenager.
Busier than a dog with two tails. Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Those who check under the bed have hidden there themselves.
As you sow so shall you reap
That's in the bible I think or at least sounds like it should be.
@rogueflyer After some searching, you are correct. It is found in the bible.
Lay down with dogs get up with fleas. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Too poor to have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.