Having spent most of my life straight people, I've noticed some difference in the way we approach certain aspects of relationships. For example:

In a straight relationship, inevitably the girl asks her sweetie that oh-so serious question, “Do you have porn?” Of course he does. What guy doesn’t? But here’s the test of the relationship. Does he tell her the truth? If he does, she may ask, “Am I not woman enough for you?”

This same conversation is different between two gay men entering a relationship. The question starts out:

“So... what kind of porn ya’ got?”