I think quickly on my feet...I remember hundreds of small facts daily, and I am killer at researching. I also make it a point to increase my vocabulary and love finding news way to use fun, perhaps obscure, words in daily conversations. I am abysmally lacking in being humble...(see what I did there? ha ha)

Every time I think I'm really good at something, somebody shows up and does it better. So I won't claim to be the best, but I'm a pretty good singer, I'm a damn good waitress, and I'm a fantastic kisser.

Being me. No one else can be me.

Procrastinate.... And many other things I will list later.

Take care of me!

In my work, there are some things I do better than anyone else. Outside of work, I have a lot to learn...

Mama and Grammy.

I am the living example of what white people are better at than any other race.

I can sunburn like no one else.

Have a come back for just about anything said. I'm pretty quick on my feet.

Not to brag too much, but I think I may be better at being average than anyone else.

Scream at the sight of a roach . I CAN RESURRECT the dead better and faster than jesus boy .

Find the crazies.

With the blood thinners I am on, I can bleed better than all of you ???

Witty repartee, or so I’m told. Useless skill. What about you?

Loving and caring for my girlfriend Jenn.

i am the best allegorical thinker i know. i see connections between things. on a practical level this is not as useful as you may think, but it isn't as useless as it looks either.

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I think I do a pretty job of helping people in my community

Nothing... maybe if I ever pick one thing to do I might be the best but alas, I am more a 'Jill of many things'

Turn lemons into lemonade...

Thinking outside the box or knowing useless, obscure or weird trivial things (A genuine Cliff Claven). It's a curse.

I am widely regarded as a leading expert on beating California traffic tickets. The other two top experts recently retired.

I run an open mic with the best sound of any open mic in the LA/OC area.

I cook a great vegan chili.

I write fun protest songs and perform them accompanying myself on ukulele.

I design T-shits.

I'm the best me I can be.

Lie about what I do better than anyone else.

I can perform a mental trick in which I can determine within seconds of learning your date of birth (month, day, year) what day of the week you were born, and what the number one song on Billboard was during your birth week. It's more impressive in person, so you can confirm visually that I'm not cheating. I can guarantee correct answers from about 1963 through the mid-1990s. Outside of that period, it's guesswork, but still impressive, I think.

Everything. lol

I'm not in to competition any more ...