My wife likes to sew. Yesterday, she brought home a book from the library on how to make superhero costumes. She also found this comic book anthology at the used book store. I can see what's going to happen here. I'm contemplating the appropriate superhero persona for myself. I've decided on "Oldman". A combination of "Fatman", "Deafman", and "Wino-man". I can't wait to try on my costume.
Be sure your constume includes a badeball or a football or the lime. When someone asks you about it, you can say, "its mine now. Damn kids."
I learned how to use a sewing machine young. Then I used my skills to make life bot covers in the service. Years later I was laid up with back surgery I was making teddy bears.
Do you mean boat covers?
@LiterateHiker Yea, it would be hard to cover a cyber annoyance with canvas.