Thanks for the contributions, I almost pissed myself.

While strolling through a small village Jesus came upon an angry mob who was about to stone a woman. He quickly stepped in front of her quieted the raucous crowd and inquired what was going on.

A village elder stepped forward and explained that the woman was a harlot who was about to be put to death.

Jesus implored them to show mercy and compassion, but to no avail. Finally, be spoke up and said, "Whoever among you is without sin must cast the first stone."

There was a moment of subdued grumbling as the crowd seemed to be dispersing, when suddenly a stone flew from the back of the group, whizzed past him and struck the woman. As a hail of stones from the blood-thirsty crowd followed, Jesus cried out in frustration and anger, "Damn you, Mom!"

Jesus walks into a hotel, puts 3 nails on the counter and asks if he could be put up for the night.

The Easter joke. This priest didn't think anyone knew the true meaning of Easter anymore so after Mass one Sunday he called over one of his parishioners and said my son any chance you know the true meaning of Easter? He said well father if I'm not mistaken it has something to do with eggs. Priest says go away. Calls over another parishioner and asks my son is there any chance you know the true meaning of Easter? He says father I'm pretty sure it has something to do with bunnies. The priest says go away but he's going to take one more chance. He calls over another parishioner and says my son is there any chance you know the true meaning of Easter? The man replies well father I'm pretty sure they crucified Christ, took him off the cross, put him in a cave... The priest stops him,, calls over the other two parishioners and says this guy's going to tell you the true meaning of Easter, go ahead. Well they crucified Christ, took him off the cross, put him in a cave, moved a big rock in front of the cave, in the morning Christ awakens, pushes the rock from in front of the cave, comes out and if he sees his shadow there's six more weeks of winter

St. Peter is sitting at the gate to Heaven and has to take a piss. He sees Jesus walking around and says Jesus come sit here for me me until I get back. Jesus sits down and all of a sudden sees an old man wandering around like he's lost. Sir can I help you Jesus says. The old man says, I'm looking for my long lost son. Jesus says well if you can describe him maybe I can help you find him. The old man says well he's thin, has long brown hair, wear sandals and has a hole in each wrist and a hole in each ankle
Jesus looks down at himself, throws his arms out, and says "father!" The old man responds, "Pinocchio!"

Saw this the other day and had to share ??