Epic!

"Even if it dies it will rise again " "And you get to say Jesus I'm coming "...

I am an interesting person, have a great Dad and a good spirit, let's say it's a trinity of surprises. I work really hard at helping people out and checking of them that I have been known to literally drop dead of exhaustion on a Friday yet back up and around on Sunday. If I find that special person, I like to raise the dead if you know what I mean (wink).

And my father owns everything. I really mean it, EVERYTHING!

Clearly an old photo. He looks too young. Wouldn't he be a couple thousand years old now? I hate when men put up old photos. LOL

Uh, it looks like he's rubbing his own nipple. Something is getting him going. Uh oh, looks like Jesus is taking the wheel.

I love the hilarious replies to this post! Priceless. Keep 'em coming!

My brain didn't die after three days without oxygen, cause I'm a fucking freak.

oh he obviously used someone else's picture, since 1. he was a middle eastern jew and no WAY looked like the guy in the picture, 2. christianity didn't exist in his time so he never wore a cross, unless he was secretly working for the romans, rounding up hapless petty criminals to be crucified. (oh and the red sea bit... that was moses, wasn't it? but it's certainly not moses' picture!)

so:

nice jewish boy, born out of wedlock, triple personality, trying to get over mother issues (so forgive me -- for i have sinned -- but anyone named mary need not apply), looking for understanding, patient, good old-fashioned girl, since i sometimes disappear into the wilderness without so much as a tweet to say i'm still alive. anger issues, especially confronted with moneylenders. strictly heterosexual but known to bestow the occasional kiss on male companions. i'm not perfect but if you're the one, i'd die for you.

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Really into cross fit & not here just to nail ya. Looking for an everlasting, eternal relationship.

If we go out, don't be surprised if there are a lot of people following me around - millions...

or this.................

33 yr old virgin...

Somewhat damaged, but I recovered after 3 days. I walk in the desert with 40 dudes. I'm not gay... open to meeting men.

Another white guy, who's made in who's image.

You, me, a couple jugs of water. Whaddaya say?

"I love prostitutes and chase money-changers out of the temple."