Laugh because his new girlfriend can't cook.
Laugh because his new girlfriend drives a smart car.
Laugh because his new girlfriend writes shitty poetry.
Laugh because his girlfriend has no taste in men.
Laugh because his new girlfriend can't handle her liquor.
Laugh because his girlfriend add your own reason here.

Not everyone gets my humor. I'm aware of that. But, it's just intended to be humor based on a ridiculous cliche'. It's not a statement about what's important in a woman. I'm a far more complex and sensitive human that this little snippet implies.

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@Duke i did recognize it as an attempt of humor. i am telling you that because it was sexist, it failed with me. i GET your sense of humor. i did not laugh at this particular manifestation of it. if the humor was based on and LAUGHED AT a ridiculous cliché it would be funny. instead, it was just an example of it. i take your word for it you are more complex and sensitive than the snippet implied and am glad to hear it.

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@genessa I took no offense to your comment. I hope you took no offense to my post. I often irritate someone with my humor. And if I said "Don't cry because it's over. Laugh because her new boyfriend looks like a horse." Would it still be sexist? Or, is it only sexist because it was phrased in the opposite direction?

No. Truthfully, for me it is intelligence. I learned this term on this site, and include myself as a Sapiosexual.