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Hurricane Florence reminded me of the following joke. I've always thought it superbly illustrates the nature of faith.

On this thread I'm looking for other similar jokes that so illustrate. Relevant comments welcomed as well.

And click "Like" if you like the joke because I'm curious to see if the joke strikes a chord with the community. It does with my brother and me. We say to each other "Was that helicopter?" to idiomatically mean "Was that a (missed) opportunity?".

Bring 'em on...


The Drowning Man

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."

The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."

So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."

To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."

To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."

So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"

To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

sxc 3 Sep 13
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haha when i read the title i thought okay, i have a joke to share. when i clicked through, i found you'd posted my joke!

the moral of the joke's story is, of course, in the vernacular of the believer, god helps those who help themselves!

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Um..that is a very old "joke"-mostly told in church.

Yep...that's why I indicated I was reminded of it 🙂

@sxc I was just giving you a hint..try finding better jokes, maybe

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