Interesting, preferably funny, names for male and female genitalia.
For example, I heard the term 'Dave & The Twins' used for a gentleman's penis and testicles 
Got any?
That is crude and offensive. I block anyone who is crude, lewd, or rude.
 birdingnut
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Sep 16, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    birdingnut
                                                
                                                Level 8
                                                Sep 16, 2018                                            
                                        ‘Meat and two veg.’ M
‘Clunge’ F
‘Paradise passage’ F
‘The pink obo (blowing/playing the)’ M
‘The Vaginator’ F
‘Crown jewels’ M
‘The one eyed snake’ M
‘The valley of delights’ F
Can’t remember any more right now, but there’re loads. 
 KevinTwining
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                Sep 15, 2018
                                            
                                                
                                                    KevinTwining
                                                
                                                Level 7
                                                Sep 15, 2018