I stubbed my toe on the leg of my bed at three am. Now I am afraid to get out of bed to go to the bath room and I am afraid i won't be able to wait until morning and that could mean I end up with chronic bed-peeing syndrome. Can I get disability for this.
Maybe mental disability for your newfound fear of furniture and the dark.
I walked into a doorframe once. I got a concussion and now I have chronic doorframe-walking syndrome (don't deny it till you've tried it). You probably could if I got on the wrong side of a doorframe ya know me fam.