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Did Adam, of Adam & Eve, have a belly button?

IamBane 6 Sep 21
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It's a myth so make up whatever you wish..

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He never existed and so he never had a bellybutton, ribs, arms, a head, a body, feet, brain, genitals or a spleen.

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Adam, CEO of Adam & Eve, Inc., states in the annual report that his navel was downsized during the recession of 6229 BC.

fuckn great

during that recession weren't investors jumping off the backs of camels to their doom.

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why not ask about eve too? she was not born in the usual sense either. silly question, since they're both fictional, of course.

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no, no...eve's "hole" is where he stuffed-in the rib....all this makes perfect sense g, come one and get with the program

@IamBane wait, he created her out of a rib, but she was already there for him to stuff in a rib?

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@genessa of course, what's the problem.....................................don't u like it when u confront a religiotard with some logic like this and they say, "well, it's god, he can do ANYTHING"..ah, the ole' all-encapsulating non-answer answer.

@IamBane ha. but i am never confronted with this particular issue, because i don't argue this kind of crap with religionists. mostly i argue that they should keep their religion out of my face.

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@genessa isn't that the truth. when i first started calling myself an atheist, i would try to convert people but u find out REAL quick that's it's futile.

@IamBane we can't convert people. i don't even think we should. it's people's business what fantasies they wish to indulge. if we are militant we are just like them. just keep them out of our government!

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Sure. Why not... God booped a little button into the dust tummy 😛

SHIT....i thought i had 'em!

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