Had to do another just for a good laugh. This plays off of two holidays. Enjoy.
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I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. I celebrate my birthday.
Sarahroo29
Level 8
Jan 27, 2018
3
How do I "walk in" doors if I don't "believe in" doors ? SImple, DOORS EXIST and alleged deities do not exist doors are useful religion is harmful
GreenAtheist
Level 8
Jan 27, 2018
3
I'm sure we all have had that one coworker to whom we'd like to add: How do you celebrate Labor Day if you never do any work?
cmadler
Level 7
Jan 27, 2018
4
Great one. Love it.
Luckily, the fun parts of Christmas are borrowed from pagan customs-originally people only went to Christmas mass, read the Bible story of Jesus' birth, and that was it. Christmas trees and celebrations were considered heretical.
birdingnut
Level 8
Jan 27, 2018
4
The alleged vaginal virgin birthing an alleged baby god in a dirty donkey stable NEVER HAPPENED nor the bible story of REAL KING HEROD "killed all the 2 year old boys" Herod died 4 BCE MAKING THE ENTIRE fake back dated calendar an 800 year old lie of the Vatican
@GreenAtheist Because the real story doesn't give them power over people
Trying desperately to catch my breath here....
evidentialist
Level 8
Jan 27, 2018
4
I laughed really really hard at this....haha....oh, this is going to be stolen for my own personal use, for sure!
JohnnyThorazine
Level 7
Jan 27, 2018
4
One responds is I put exlax in Santa's cookies. lol .
azzow2
Level 9
Jan 27, 2018
4
Well shit...
I usually find a way to alienate her before Valentine's Day.
clarkatticus
Level 7
Jan 26, 2018
3
LOL!! Perfect!
HippieChick58
Level 9
Jan 26, 2018
4
Who ate the candy Ishtar eggs hunted on dogshit lawns ?
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