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Horoscopes....does yours fit you? ?

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Sheannutt 9 Oct 1
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Level 9

No because there is no way for a horoscope to be real. It isn't even science of any kind. It's a racket.

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Level 7

I'm not a believer

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Level 8

Not sure about those. I normally get my horoscope information from a more reliable source - the Onion

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Level 8

No not really, I could be half a dozen of those 🙂

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Level 4

Horoscopes created by Babylonians. More man-made fiction

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Level 9

That horrorscope is pretty much me, however I don't follow horrorscopes. I don't even know the sign of one of my girls.

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Level 8

All of them!

Amazing how that works.?

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Level 8

I think Taurus is spot on. Go figure.

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Level 8

Just for fun, yup to that Aquarius one.

@Sheannutt Thought you were Gemini?

@Sheannutt So which part is correct?

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Level 9

Sure.....pick one.

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Level 2

I'm such a Pisces!

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Level 9

I am an Aries, and that is a pretty good description. It is that last part that gets me in trouble.

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Level 7

I am Capricorn not sure if it fits?? Like the warm heart others would have to say if I had a sharp tongue??

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Level 8

That's a definitely and absolute maybe ?

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Level 7

Low Key Devoted One with a savage mouth. Don't know about the Low Key part, but the rest sounds about right.

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Level 8

Yeap, very much so. Thanks for sharing, those are fun. ??

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Level 9

No. It almost never does.

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Level 8

I'm Gemini. I don't think I qualify.

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Level 5

Of course not.

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Level 8

that's not actually a description of my sign, pisces. now, we all know astrology is total bunk, right? i know it. you know it. for some reason, though, i am a totally typical pisces. go figure. it doesn't change my mind about astrology but it is pretty spooky.

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@Sheannutt not the actual descriptions of course. i mean false though it may be, there are standard descriptions for the sings. these are neither the right descriptions nor funny enough to be good substitutes. i've WRITTEN joke horoscopes and i think mine were funny 🙂) but everyone has a different sense of humor. it's not offensive. it's just puzzling.

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Level 8

The Aries one sounds good to me 🙂

lerlo Level 8 Oct 1, 2018
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