That first question led to so many more and so many places I never expected to find myself. I like to think my life would have been happy, quiet and normal if I'd never asked. There is so much I would never have seen or known. I'm not sure that knowledge is a good thing, for anyone.
I nominate @DeeTee

"...and that plant, over there, is a spifflezee flizzer."

"Well, that's preposterous," Julia spoke, "How absurd."
"These names are unlike any I've ever heard."
Goblin had chuckled with malice and glee,
and finished his act with a slap on the knee.

He then wiped his chin and he furrowed his brow,
and he said, "Oh, my dear, you're in my kingdom now,
and these things are named as whatever I say,
but that isn't all that you'll learn here today."

The goblin had laughed as it drew out a knife,
and it said, "Now's the time to run for your life."
Julia gasped and shook her head, "No,"
"What about the Doritos you coveted so?"

It drew up a flask and poured blood in a cup,
and laughed as it said, "I made all that shit up!"...

I nominate @tnorman1236