Anyone up for a game of Exquisite Corpse? It's like Consequences, but with the pretentious name the Surrealists called it.
Rules are simple... you get nominated; you write something leading on from what the person who nominated you wrote (100 words or fewer); you nominate someone else. (If you especially like what a previous nominee added, you can nominate them again).
I'll set the stage...
Julia stood up from her desk and went into the kitchen to get a pack of Doritos. However, when she opened the cupboard she was - as we all would be - surprised to find a small goblin, sat on the shelf and munching on the tortilla chips she'd bought only a few hours before.
"You may be wondering why I'm here," the goblin said, in an English accent. "After all, I've stolen your Doritos.Well, the reason is..."
I nominate @Kafir