On a scale of 1 to I tried to open the automatic doors in Lidl with my cars central locking, how tired am I ?
I normally wave them open with Jedi gesture. It's a habit I have got into that draws some funny looks. Of course I'd never use Lidl...
... I'm an Aldi man
Oooh I won't tell you about making pizza bases with flour only to find it wriggling with flour weavels! Yuck