If you have the awareness of mind and quick wit you could try to reason with them.

Aaah but I love to plant the seed of doubt on this Christians.
They are so used to have no challenge that they don't prepare themselves properly.
After 10 min is guaranteed that they will use pascal's bet, or the cosmological argument. This means that they are already without things to say.
From there they will just say goodbye and say they live by faith, or they will really start listening and accepting the doubt XD.
And they will stop comming for some time, yluntil they forgot your house is blacklisted.

when i was 17 or so, i had to young, male Jehovah's witnesses ring the doorbell. was just getting out of the shower and heard it, assuming the person that was coming over was early, i answered the door. about 7 minutes into their bit i "accidentally" dropped my towel

You should have invited her in for a discussion, see if you could offer some strong arguments and get her to start doubting. I've done that before.

But God still loves you. Hahahahaha

Once I told the Jehovah Witness : " Don't come back, don't bug me at 7AM> " Yes, next Sunday they knocked the door at 7AM. Since I knew they would ignore my warning I had prepared the night before a large glass of water -ready by the door. I opened the door and I bathed them. I laughed for hours. No returns.

Did you really shoo her? I mean shoo, get gone, skedaddle?

Now they are going to put your address on the hot list lol. I laughed when you said you phyiscally shooed her off your porch ?

Were you able to rotate your head completely around Linda Blair style?

I always wanted to ask them if god was up there along with magazine subscriptions and girl scout cookies! If he is so good and all-powerful.... Why the need to market door-to-door?

I would think if she believed her god to be all powerful and omnipresent that you would have already heard all the news by now...was she just going to translate or interpret for you? Poor thing...you probably scared her a bit...good...

They're looking for the uneducated/undecided/easily manipulated. You'd think if they had a case that they'd want to present it to you specifically.

Bwahahahahaha. Love it!

Good times had by all...or really just you probably. That's awesome. She was probably afraid you'd convert her.

My hero. I would have loved to have seen that. ?

I keep putting in my head that I will bring the shotgun to the door(as shock value) next time one of these tries to poison my thoughts with religious rhetoric.