I'm going to rant about my mother. I don't talk to her. She calls and I don't answer and she leaves messages.
So this time she wants to know what to do with a piece of mail addressed to me that says "do not forward."
How the fuck does somebody over 80 not know what to do with mail that isn't theirs. Put it back in the fucking mail!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
How can you be that old and not know how the hell the mail works?
But I'll resist the urge to call her back and yell, put it back in the fucking mail at her.