Road trip to Richmond, KY, tomorrow 13 Oct.
Road trip partner: Nice looking Caucasian woman with cleavage.
Goal: Road trip partner to get Trump to sign his book while I video.
Specifics: I have two tickets. Doors open at 4:00; rally begins at 7:00. I'm leaving from Chattanooga.
This is a performance piece. Plan on returning as soon as rally is over and book signing accomplished (if possible). I'll be responsible for meals and automobile.
Please message me if you're interested.
And yes, the video file will be viewed and approved by you before it will be posted (youtube).
Is this some kind of classified ad?
Sort of, I guess. Looking for a road trip partner.
The best possible interpretation of this is that you're trying to set Trump up for some weird prank. Even if it is that, it's pretty gross.
No, I want to get a copy of the "Art of the Deal" signed, that's all. Nothing sinister.
It's not a prank. Just trying to get a book signed.
Hurry, ladies. This one is a keeper.
I'm not looking for a sexual encounter. This is a form of performance art. I need some help.