Told the JW's I was an Unitarian. They had never heard of them. I gave a history, and when I hit non Trinitarians they got all exciting like we were long lost cousins. Uh, nope.
That never occurred to me! I always just proudly tell them WE'RE ALL ATHEISTS IN THIS HOUSE. They get the weirdest look on their faces.
Even better when you're a university student and they ask if they can come in and pray so you lead them into a room littered with dirty underwear of both genders, plates of half-eaten and now moldy pizza and ashtrays filled with roaches and watch as they try to find a clear space in which to kneel and pray for your soul.