TOP 13 SIGNS YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED -

Because 13 is a scarier number than 10 so in the spirit of Halloween...

13: The Walls are Bleeding - well at least they're not puking! That'd really be a problem!

12: There's a Zombie in your Shower - and his bits and pieces are falling off and clogging the drain!

11: A Nexxus to Hell Opens in your Pantry - and all the Doritos got sucked in!

10: You Call an Old Priest and a Young Priest - because Satan!

9: There's a Screaming Corpse in the Basement - and the noisy fucker is keeping you up all night!

8: Donald Trump is Still the President - because...yeah.

7: Goblins Braid your Hair at Night - but it's your pubic hair!

6: A Family of Skeletons Lives in your Attic - and you don't even have an attic!

5: There are Bodies Buried in your Backyard - and they're pissed!

4: A Coven of Witches Eat your Children - without your permission!

3: Did I mention a Nexxus to Hell opens in...yeah, I did that one.

2: I'm running out of idea so we'll say Your Bed is Shaking - and not for a good reason!

and the number one sign your house is haunted...

1: People Pay Admission just to Walk Through!

Keep this list going by adding your own in the comments.