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If you could have any sci-fi gadget or technology, what would you choose?

I choose: a Culture knife missile.

*"The door burst open, slamming against the mud wall. Sma flinched. The two black-cloaked men filled the doorway. She could smell them. One strode in towards her, sword out, rope in the other hand, not noticing the drone at her side.

'Excuse me,' said Skaffen-Amtiskaw.

The man glanced at the machine, without breaking stride.
Then he wasn't there anymore, and dust filled the room, and Sma's ears were ringing, and pieces of mud and paper were falling from the ceiling and fluttering through the air, and there was a large hole straight through the wall into the next room, across from where Skaffen-Amtiskaw - seemingly defying the law of concerning action/reaction . Hovered in exactly the same place as before. A woman shrieked hysterically in the room through the hole, where what was left of the man was embedded in the wall above her bed, his blood spattered copiously over ceiling, floor, walls, bed and her.

The second man whirled into the room, discharging a long gun point-blank at the drone; the bullet became a flat coin of metal a centimetre in front of the machine's snout, and clunked to the floor. The man unsheathed and swung his sword in one flashing movement, scything at the drone through the dust and smoke. The blade broke cleanly on a bump of red-coloured field just above the machine's casing, the the man was lifted of his feet.

The man trashed wildly in the centre of the room for a second, then he was a blur through the air above her. There was another colossal pulse of sound, and a ragged aperture appeared in the wall over her head, beside the window looking out to the square.

One of the warriors roared, brandishing his sword and lunging towards the door of the inn.

He managed two steps. He was still roaring when the knife missile flicked past him, field outstretched. It separated his neck from his shoulders; the roar turned to a sound like the wind, bubbling thickly through the exposed wind-pipe as his body crashed to the dust.

Faster - and turning more tightly - than any bird or insect, the knife missile made an almost invisibly quick circle round most of the riders, producing an odd stuttering noise.

Seven of the riders - five standing, two still mounted - collapsed into the dust, in fourteen separate pieces.

In the square, both of the inn-keeper's daughters slipped to the ground from the mounts they had been tied to, their bonds slashed in the same cut that killed all seven men.

One man dropped his sword and started to run. The knife missile plunged straight through him. It curved like a red light shining on a hook, and slashed across the necks of the last two dismounted riders, felling both. The mount of the final rider was rearing up in front of the missile, its fangs bared, forelegs lashing, claws exposed. The device went through its neck and straight into the face of the rider.

The knife missile spun slowly about, seemingly reviewing its few seconds' work, then it started to float back towards the window."*

Jnei 8 Oct 25
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If not a Culture knife missile or GSV (General Systems Vehicle to the uninitiated: a vastly intelligent AI spacecraft large enough to contain millions of people and eclipse suns when in orbit around a planet, unless it doesn't want to be seen - in which case, it has more than enough technology to be there completely unobserved), I'd have a Xeelee Nightfighter. The Culture could defeat the entire Star Wars and Star Trek universes pretty much instantly were they ever to have a war; it would take the Xeelee considerably less time to defeat The Culture - and their standard spacecraft, the Nightfighter, has wings made of spacetime.

Jnei Level 8 Oct 26, 2018
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Yes. Knife missile. Or an eccentric GSV.

I have a bit of a crush on the Grey Area.

@Jnei totally understandable!

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I prefered the party scene, but thats just me ?

Funny you should say that, because my introduction to the work of Culture creator Iain M. Banks actually took place at an illegal rave 🙂

@Jnei I need to read his books written as Iain M. Banks still, I've already read all of his other Iain Banks books! Wasp Factory is one of my favourites of all time!

@Pete66 You won't be disappointed! I recommend Excession and The Algebraist (the latter is sci-fi but not Culture) as good starting points.

@Jnei cheers I think I'll end up getting them all and binge reading the lot. I just need enough time to lock myself away from social contact and a stockpile of food and wine!

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A tachyon beam emitter, like they have on Star Trek. Not sure what it is, but it seems to fix anything. It gets you out of all scrapes, makes bad dudes go away, makes things work, and it's like a Swiss Army Knife in the universe, according to the ST episodes. One for the house, boat, car, and even the bedroom, to make sure everything works. Uhumm...Better than a sonic screwdriver, and indispensable to modern living, in the future.

"Captain, I could a fire a tachyon beam at it sir!"
"Make it so, Mr Data."

Problem solved.

Is that like Doctor Who's sonic screwdriver?

@godef yes but bigger, more flexible, and solves just about any problem, if you watch ST TNG particularly. My understanding is that a tachyon particle is a theoretical particle that moves faster than the speed of light. Exactly why it solves problems I do not know, but it does, seemingly, and I'd like one. 🙂

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Time manipulating device

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Any type of light saber with the swordsman ship the use it perfectly

I don't think so. Drop one of those babies in your lap and you'll be singing a higher tune forever. 🙂

@David1955 a Pro won't drop an ignited saber in their lap

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I've wanted a jet pack every since I was a small child.

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A teleport. Travelling for business is such a time consuming activity

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Biologically engineered body that regenerates consistently for as long as you eat. Never javing to,worry about becoming old.

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The Heart of Gold.

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female robot with soft month

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I'd want a time-transporter, so I could visit the Earth at future points in time, to see what the place is like!

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Nanobots repairing my body.

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