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Oh my, God!

#god #spider #comic
DoDapper 8 Oct 26
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Level 8

Come to think of it...that explains a lot. 😉

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Level 5

Lol

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Level 8

What if that spider has lived his whole life thinking you are roommates, and then one day he sees you coming after him with a rolled up newspaper?

"What the Fuck, Dude?"

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Level 7

I had a Mexican pink kneed Tarantula, named Lilith she was very cool. I assume it was a she, was never brave enough to look. Bwahaha

Btbd Level 7 Oct 28, 2018
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Some spiders are quite beautiful.

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Level 8

I like spiders!!! I am glsd he was high when creating it. ?

You are literally the first woman I’ve ever heard that said she liked spiders..........

@Dhiltong spider are good for the environment. ?Now, lets not talk about roaches. ??

That's the spirit. Spiders are my too-many-eyed but-a-convenient-number-of-limbs friends.
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Level 5

Go home God, you're drunk/high as satellite.. ?

While it works well with "drunk", it is a little more ambiguous if I say "I'm not as think as you high I am."
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Level 8

I saw a bunch of these recently, but just in written form.

This was one of the best.

I have seen that too, my guess is that spawned the comic idea, but I couldn't find those when I was searching the other day. Assistance not unwelcome.

@DoDapper Here's some.

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@BufftonBeotch - Thank you.

@DoDapper You're welcome..
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Level 8

When I was a teenager I bought weed from a guy who claimed he was the 2nd coming of the Messiah Jesus. I figured the odds that he's the second coming of Jesus is about the same as the Biblical Jesus. I became an Atheist when I got home and the weed was full of seeds and gave me a headache.

Spread the weed out on a flat surface and then tilt it...the seeds will roll off whereas the flat leaves and irregular shaped parts will stay.

@dahermit When I start smoking again I'll remember that trick.

@paul1967 or plant it. ?

Dude, don't buy shake.

@MacTavish This was 1982 and I was 15 years old.

@Zoohome Flat surface and tilt is how the seeds were harvested by smokers for planting for many years. No need or reason to throw away the seeds after seperating. By the way, I do not smoke weed (or anything else), I am just an observer.
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Level 9

That last frame just made me break out laughing.

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Level 8

I very much resent you people always making your religious post on this obviously non-believer site.

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Level 8

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