the dog says, "my human rubs my tummy, feeds me, takes me for walks, bathes me, clips my nails, buys me toys, scratches me behind the ears, picks up my poop, takes me to the vet, shows me all love and consideration -- he must be a god!"
the cat says: "my human rubs my tummy, feeds me, gives me a cat tree, kisses me, clips my nails, buys me toys, scratches me behind the ears, cleans up my poop box, takes me to the vet, shows me all love and consideration -- i must be a god!
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