Pets are good company, but they destroy your stuff, mine was bitten by a moccasin and survived, leave a smell in your house & car.
This isn't my dog, just a pic I found.
Mine was a black lab/Rottweiler mix.
But her pic would be just about the same.
She was huge, but very friendly and playful.
I learned the hard way to put the remote, shoes, couch pillows etc. up when I went out.
Her tearing stuff up was legendary, and a work of art. lol.
I really miss her.
I will give you A for effort
Can't its probably one of him licking himself - he's all about X-Rated dating
Also I wonder if the reverse is true for dogs...I know girls sometimes just meet me to meet my dog...so would he want his human in a pic?
Sorry human, this add is only for the four legged ones … nice try