If you were GOD, what are the first three things you would change?
Find a nice out of the way cottage
Move my family and my dogs in
Make myself human and have everyone forget there was ever such a thing as a god
Wipe out the muslims.
Eliminate hunger and suffering
Show myself to the world
I will create a heaven and a tunnel from earth to it. And let everyone visit the heaven once for a month and deport them back and then tell everything that is required to stay in the heaven forever. LoL. I am just happy not being a God but a fallible human.
I'd dismantle organized religion and make it well known that if you use my name for any cause other than telling someone else how much you're enjoying sex right now, I'd send an angel down to destroy you on the spot.
That'd probably be the only thing I changed, unfortunately the rest people need to work out on their own.