From a friend up north.

It Snowed Last Night!!

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's
voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy-fit and moaned it
could have been two snow men instead.
. 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just
make one snow person with detachable parts.
. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
. 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burka.
. 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of
the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.
. 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and
am now called a sexist.
. 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, and homophobic
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.
. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken
by social services.
. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the
street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral of this story:

There is no moral to this story.

It is what we have become.