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A Stupid Observation

Birds have cloacas. This means the food goes in the mouth, through the insides, and out the poop shoot. A poop shoot that does not have butt cheeks.
Normally, this wouldn't be noteworthy. But today...
When you or i fart, the flatulence escapes our tooshie tunnel and creates that musical song that can only be sung using the greatest of instruments: our butt flaps. This can be uproariously funny for young you and mildly chuckle-worthy for older you.
However, when your bird has gas, it's fucking hilarious. Watching a bird's butt feathers pfft is the best free entertainment money won't buy.

Aware1 5 Nov 11
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Ferret farts are a thing to behold.

Jnei Level 8 Nov 11, 2018
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sick bird.

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Lmao! Learn something new everyday.

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Never heard the term "butt flaps" used... You must have gone to medical school. As far as birds passing gas... Video or it didn't happen!

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Ha haha! You are a fine cronicler of kinky shit! Nicely done!

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Do you have a video?

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aw man!! now i gotta go get a bird.

They're feathered toddlers. Not potty trained, always have something they shouldn't in their mouths, and if the house is suddenly quiet... something is WRONG.
But they're worth it.

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