I tried Farmers Only... Just because there was, at the time, less scammers. Plus I live rurally.

She was an extremely attractive woman who owned a horse farm about an hour south of me. She was a widower with her husband dying of cancer 5 years before. Her family put her up to online dating to get her back out into the mix. We talked on the phone and decided we wanted to meet. I dressed up, drove south to pick her up and we went to one of the swankiest restaurants in Richmond, VA. There she proceeded to tell me that her last relationship ended after almost 2 years because she kept catching the guy watching porn and masturbating. Then it comes out that she catches the guy in her guest house doing this. I ask why he was staying in the guest house and she responded, "I don't have sex with anyone unless I am married!" So he stayed in the guest house.... FOR TWO YEARS!

Well... That pretty much killed it for me. We switched subjects to her other apparent favorite subject... How Donald Trump was going to be the savior of the nation. THAT was the stake through the heart of the date there.

I dropped her off that night and, as politely as I could, told her that I appreciated her time but I didn't think we were a match for a variety of reasons. She was taken a little aback and I could tell she was upset. She called me the next day and called me every name in the book saying that I just wanted to get her into bed. I told her that her chasteness was certainly part of it but it was also her support of Trump and several other things which I described. She hung up on me. She's obviously used to getting her way.

A month later she calls me asking to borrow $5,000 to help refinance her farm.

Uh... NO!

I went on a date with a guy who spent the whole date complaining about his ex-wife. It was obvious to me his friends put him up to joining a dating site because he wasn't ready to be in a relationship or date. . I drove for 45 minutes meet him, and after the date was over ,he made me walk to my car in the dark by myself.

Had a guy tell me he really wanted to watch a woman get f*cked by a dog. I assumed he meant me in particular.