Just imagine being poor Cheesus. He was resurrected in a perfect body but he will have his nail holes and scars forever. That really sucks.
Cheesus, the cosmic zombie rose from the dead to feed on the brains of its followers tranforming them into mindless shells. That sucks too. The executioners couldn't have known that zombies can't come to life if the brain isn't intact, because if they did they would've rethought the nail situation.