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Don't you just hate it when you get carded for cereal?
I've been carded for spray paint. I rarely get carded for alcohol. My last ammo purchase was for 925 RDS. Never carded. He's cereal. Super, super cereal.

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TheGreatShadow 9 Nov 15
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Level 8

I bought cereal for the first time in a year or two spontaneously and I just ate half a family sized box of reeses puffs. Ive never been more cereal in all my life.

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Level 5

Guys, it's time to get cereal about this.

Milo Level 5 Nov 15, 2018
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It appears satan has entered the building... When should I start to worry?

@Wurlitzer It's definitely time to consider thinking about worrying.

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Level 7

Cereal? Wtf?

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Level 9

Was traveling and needed to go on to a military base to use their credit union ATM my Veteran ID has me with hat hair and scruffy face the poor guard had to share at me about a minute to make sure it was me.

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Level 8

My drug store cards young punks and little old ladies alike, buying nail polish remover (an ingredient in meth) but so far never have seen for cereal and milk.

I had a hazmat endorsement. A certian amount of nail polish is hazmat.
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Level 8

Yeah.....I get that all the time also.....what a bitch

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Level 7

I've been carded for compressed air. Something about the propellants being used for huffing.

Yep. One reason why I was carded for spray paint. That and vandalism.

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Level 8

Cereal killers?

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Level 9

Only happens for Lucky Charms in case migrant leprechauns are trying to sneak in. Or Fruit Loops - guess why. Rice Krispies are okay, three little white guys.

But if they are white without visas, I think it's okay. He doesn't want any of those dark skin people here...

Maybe Captain Crunch has been smuggling in illegal items or people.

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Level 9

This is why I should be able to follow him around and slap him whenever he lies.
Seriously.

Slap? Buy a "belt buckle".

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Level 8

Hey, you could be a cereal killer.

I'm a cannibalistic cereal killer. I throw it in the trunk, in a bag. Then when I get home slice the top off with a knife. Eat the insides with milk. 😀

@TheGreatShadow I dressed up my SO as a cereal killer for a Halloween party once. Bloody giant Mini Wheat with an axe.

@graceylou In university, I went to a Halloween party where a guy was dressed like a knight with a strangely shaped shield. What was the shape, a liver, he was Sir Rhosis of the Liver, (Cirrhosis).
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Level 8

I had to show my passport to buy a box of Count Chocula last week.

Are you serious?

@TheGreatShadow Totally! I was gonna buy Cream of Wheat but they said I'd have to leave a DNA sample for hot cereal. I put my foot down and said NO to that!

@Sgt_Spanky Bullshit! I know white things are okay. PFFFF. Almost had me for a second at first tho.

@TheGreatShadow LOL - Can't blame me for trying.
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