Excellent just do not overlook one little important detail.... make sure you label all boxes with your despise person of choice (Your local priest comes to mind. By the time the pirates realize it's a joke on them and they get pissed, likely they won't remember where they got the boxes from and the only logical choice (if they have any) would be the address on the box label...…. just saying

Reminds me of a friend in Seattle WA. He had just purchased a new pair of very expensive shoes and left the shoe box in his car. While at work his car was broken into and the box was stolen. The box had his worn out stinky old shoes as he was wearing the brand new shoes.