Joke of the Day:
A church was packed with family and friends of a beloved cardiologist who had passed away. At the front of the church was a model of a large human heart just beyond the casket. It was a moving service with tributes from several friends and colleagues, and at the end the pastor’s final words were “… and he will live in our hearts forever.” At that point the heart opened up and the casket was slowly rolled into it. Everyone was very emotional and there was sobbing throughout the church, but one man began laughing out loud. When everyone turned to glare at him, he apologized and said “I’m a gynecologist and I was just picturing my own funeral.” Hearing that, the proctologist fainted and fell to the floor.