I thought the post was going to be a parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band.

I particularly applaud their entirely accurate use of the term "fraud" in describing the intended consequences of the demands made to their organization.

Ushering in an era of an informed electorate choosing the course of our Republic by carefully weighing the policy platforms and qualifications of those seeking the highest office in the land irrespective of party affiliation (as long as it met the R & D gatekeeping stipulations at least). A veritable golden age has ensued, I'm sure...

Wait, what?