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According to Gloria Copeland, christian televangelist in Texas, Christians don't need flu shots because Jesus gave them their flu shots....well, I guess the pharmaceutical industry better jump all over that before they start losing money!! Jesus definitely didn't give me a flu shot and my doctor didn't either...no flu symptoms yet. OMG.

moimeme 4 Feb 11
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This is why we need to teach critical thinking in schools... facepalm

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It's a good way to weed out "Christians". After all, they keep saying they can't wait to meet Jesus!

It is "survival of the (mentally) fittest".

I'm off to do a video on faith healing to encourage as many people as I can to avoid all modern medication - that should weigh the odds in favour of thinking people.

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But the side effects are brutal! Lol

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She belongs in prison.

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Placebo. May work! LOL

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Christian Guy: God gave me flu shots!

Me: Oh yeah? Did he give you a jock strap and acup?

Christian Guy: What are you-

Me: (Kicks Christian guy in the nuts, Christian guy crumples to the ground)

🙂

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I wonder if her flock can sue her if they get the flu. After all, they're only following her instructions. 😛

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He did, his name was Dr. Jesus Hernandez!

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Perhaps they should visit Liberia during an Ebola epidemic.

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Jesus may well have left himself open to litigation if his flu shots were not certified 😉

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