Oops. I wanted to ask my niece about her car, but I couldn't quite remember the make. I remembered that it sounded almost like a female body part. So, I asked, "How do you like your Vogino?"
"What?!" If looks could kill, I would not be here to relate this tale.
"Your car. How do you like your car?"
"It's a Volvo, Uncle Idiot!" End of conversation.
???? I owned one of those. My mother couldn't pronounce it. Kept calling it a vulva & freaking people out saying things like, "my daughter's vulva has a rattle underneath it. She's dropping it at the repair shop "