Jesus: I shall turn water into wine.
Judas: Wine is 85%water so that's only 15% of a miracle.
Jesus: That's literally the worst betrayal!
Judas: Hold my wine.
Judas: right well ready for the last supper?
Jesus: the wha?
Judas: the normal supper with the fellas.
Judas: go after the one I kiss, that's how you'll know which one is Jesus
Roman Centurion: or you could just point to him...
Judas, putting on lip balm: I don't tell you how to do your job.
Did you make that up yourself? That's just too funny!
No, I didn’t make it up, but I did add the “hold my wine” part.