If you were a beer, what would you be? I'd be a hazy juicy New England style IPA
Something smooth, creamy, and not at all bitter.
I damned sure wouldn't be a light beer...
@macrobius @mrcharlie65 It has changed a lot past couple of decades but; "Why is drinking American beer like having sex in a canoe? Fucking close to water." From Monty Python's 'Live at the Hollywood Bowl.
I could have said that there was no way I'd ever, ever, ever, be Milwaukee's Beast!! ha ha Is that still shaming?? OK, I'll behave @macrobius
Mephistophalies brew. 17.9% ABV and it tastes like firey mud.