I named mine Brucie.

and what irritates our skin is a bacteria that lives on that mite. What lives on the bacteria is an unknown creature tentatively named Jeff Session.

That's going to be who I blame next time I blurt out something offensive (don't expect a long wait): "It wasn't me, it was the demodex bugs that live on my face trying to get me into trouble!" Maybe the picture is of one finding out that it just got its host in trouble. Explains the sinister smile

Doesn't talk back, always listens, never hurts me, pretty good for a friend.

We have a mighty multitude of creatures living on us and in us. Thus, what are we really become a a much more complex question.

Yuck. What's the magnification?